Set Tasers on FUN!

Taser International brings haute couture to your favorite police state:

“A handy new holster from Taser International Inc. holds not only your stun gun but a music player too.

“Taser’s latest foray into consumer products was introduced Monday at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. The holster costs $72.99 on the company’s Web site and includes a 1-gigabyte MP3 player.

“The company, which also sells its electronic weapons to law enforcement agencies and the military, has been stepping up its consumer product offerings with Tasers in new colors like “red-hot” and “fashion pink.”

“The latest Taser — in a leopard print and costing $379.99 — “provides a personal protection option for women who want fashion with a bite,” said Chief Executive Rick Smith.”